6/02/2010

"you know you're a Craftaholic when...."

be prepared to laugh your crafty little butts off! this is seriously the funniest post ever!! this is for all of us Craftaholics to sit back and laugh at ourselves. enjoy!

just for fun, grab a pen and paper and write down the number(s) of your fav craftaholic-isms. then at the end of the post, leave a comment with the #'s and i'm going to award the winner a very, very special prize next week :o)

"You know you're a Craftaholic when...."
  1. Your 3-year-old sees your brother's tattoo and says, "I like your stamp!" -Tomi Ann Hill
  2. You feel uncomfortable just contemplating NOT giving someone something handmade for their birthday-Tomi Anne Hill
  3. Your finance-guru husband says, "Crafting is to Heidi what excel spreadsheet modeling is to me."  -Heidi @ Made by Heidi
  4.  You salvage your old maternity underwear and turn them into bean bags for your kids. -Stephanie
  5. You spend a majority of your time looking at all the crafting blogs trying to find your next perfect project! -Kathy Ladle @ The Latest Scoop, Too
  6. Your cat is consistently covered in glitter and hot glue strings. -Laura @ Along for the Ride
  7. Your husband puts you on time-out from the thrift store. -Michelle @ A Little Tipsy 
  8. Your glue gun sits next to your toaster on the kitchen counter. -Michelle @ A Little Tipsy
  9. Whenever you go shopping you end up buying nothing because you think you can make everything by yourself! -Sara @ The Crafty Ungoddess
  10. While planning a journey abroad you make tons of research for craft and fabric stores instead of museums and monuments! -Sara @ The Crafty Ungoddess
  11. While packing for a journey, you leave room in your luggage for all the wonderful crafty things you will buy! -Sara @ The Crafty Ungoddess
  12. You look at every dress/skirt/etc in the street and think "that fabric would make a beautiful craft" -Magda @ Duas Estrelinhas
  13. You haven't thought about food all day and it's now 3 p.m.  Amazing new fad diet, anyone? -Heather @ Lucky Star Lane
  14. you save any and every scrap of something pretty so that you can turn into something amazing. -Katrina @ Three G's Crafts
  15. You go out shopping and instead of buying something you like, you sketch it so you can go home and make it yourself! -Jen @ Our Change of Art
  16. There are no solid colored shirts in your kids' closets because you've crafted on every single one of them. -Michelle @ Do You Smell That?
  17. You pass the craft store and have to tell yourself out loud: "No. Groceries first!" -Kat @ A Little Bit of Random
  18. Your guests have to sleep on the couch because you have a craft room instead of a guest room. -ChristinA @ Photography by CMC
  19. You know you are a craftaholic when....your craft room is organized to a tee but the rest of your house is a disaster. - Kandy @ Kandy's Krafts
  20. You would rather spend the day at a craft store than at the mall.-Kandy @ Kandy's Krafts
  21. Your table is so piled with your craft supplies that you have to eat dinner in the living room on a bar stool. -Jessica @ Home and Holiday Keepsakes
  22. Sweeping up the floor, you find more pins than dust! -Julia @ The World is My Oyster  
  23. You see a cute accessory on someone on the street and instead of thinking, "Ooh I wonder where she bought that," you think "Ooh, i could totally makes that! and probably for cheaper than she paid for it!" -Julia @ The World is My Oyster
  24. On a regular basis, your kids ask, "Are we going to A.C.Moore today?" -Kristine @ Creative Crochet
  25. Your walk in closet has more craft supplies than clothes. -Kristine @ Creative Crochet
  26. Your husband asks you if he still needs to save the empty paper towel rolls and then, eventually does it without asking. -Julie@ Singing Three Little Birds
  27. The majority of your day dreaming is about refashioning the latest article of clothing that was added to an already HUGE stash. -Sarah @ Sunshine Baby
  28. The family goes hungry and asks what time it is...-"when are we going to eat?" -Katarina from Sweden
  29. You collects things your friends throw away. Recycling! -Katarina from Sweden
  30. You ask your husband not to throw the toilet paper roll away because your going to create something out of it, and then he looks at you like you are on drugs or something. -Marcia 
  31. When you aren't sure if your finger tips are sore from pressing the spray paint can, or using the hot glue gun too many times. -Chantal
  32. You go to work with paint/glue/sparkles/threads/etc stuck to you. -Julie Link
  33. You see someone wearing a really cool t-shirt and contemplate asking them if you can have it to refashion for your 2-yr-old. -Julie Link
  34. You have pocket in your purse dedicated to Joann's, Michael's and Hobby Lobby coupons. -Julie Link
  35. You ask your hubby if you can take your sewing machine on vacation with you. -Julie Link
  36. You hoard magazines and blog posts of other's craft ideas! -Julie Link
  37. You know you are a blogging crafter when the whole room is a mess except for the area you are photographing! -Miss Little Brown House
  38. When the only thing unpacked and set up in your new home is your sewing table and machine.-Ellie
  39. When you save shiny gum wrappers to use as canvas backgrounds. -SueAnn
  40. When you own at least 20 types of glue. -SueAnn
  41. You start pulling apart someone's handmade gift to see how they made it before even saying "thank you." -Sheryl Coe
  42. When your craft table is part of your living room furniture and never taken down. -Lisa
  43. When I start spending my husbands personal budget on crafting things (because I'm already over budget on mine and the kids...) -Aubrey
  44. You have more pictures loaded on your computer of your crafts than your kids. -Brooke @ Making It Domestic
  45. Your Husband has to build a shed to make space in your home, because all the material you have. Tania @ Super QT on the Hill
  46. Your kids know all the names and locations of craft stores and quilt shops in the county. Tania @ Super QT on the Hill
  47. Your children put their arms straight out the second you come out with a measuring tape. -Kelsee
  48. You no longer have finger prints from the hot glue gun burns. -Kelsee
  49. You sit in a movie and instead of watching the story line, you are looking at their clothes or how the house is decorated and making lots of mental notes on how you can make them for yourself. -Kelsee
  50. You blow the budget on fabric because there was a good sale. -Sharla @ My Little Gems
  51. Your sewing machine lives on the kitchen table and you leave it there all the time. -Sharla @ My Little Gems
  52. You start looking at everyday things - like a shoelace, or a crayon or an old frame and think of something you could make out of it. -Sharla @ My Little Gems
  53. You've become a gun enthusiast- glue gun, staple gun, nail gun!-Kara
  54.  Your hubby tells you that you have more inventory in your craft room at home than the actual craft store in your town does -Lori @ Live Laugh Love Create
  55. Your husband drives 20 miles an hour over the speed limit on trash days, in fear you might find something in other's trash you want to "alter"-Tracy
  56. Your husband tries to keep it secret that he's going to Lowe's or Home Depot. - Tracy
  57. You transfer all your cereal into glass canisters just so you can use the "good boxes" for patterns or chipboard substitutes. -Tracy
  58. It's 1pm and you're still in your jammies with your hair a mess, the kids have entertained themselves by trashing the house, but you've just completed the cutest little craft project! -Carol
  59. You yell across the office "I want that box (or envelope) if you don't want it." -Debbie @ Snippets of Whimsy
  60. You hardly ever buy new clothes because it cuts into your crafting money.-Debbie @ Snippets of Whimsy
  61. The biggest reason your husband is excited to buy a new house is so YOU can have a craft room where HE can unceremoniously toss any and all 'craft stuff' he finds in the rest of the house.-submitted by Maggie's HUSBAND
  62. Your 6 year old son uses the word fabric in everyday coversation! -Lindsey
  63. Your 3yr old child asks why you didn't go to the fabric store today as if something is wrong. -Big and Little with Odd Socks
  64. You are trying to concentrate on getting a new recipe right and the colour and shape of the food makes you think of all the new things you can create. (extra sad when you actually draw new designs onto the floured board) -Big and Little with Odd Socks
  65. Your kids get stains on their clothes and instead of pre-treating you think of cute crafts with the fabric. -Fun with Aunt Kadra Louise
  66. You tell friends and neighbors to stop throwing veggie cans away, so they can be decorated and used for table centerpieces for the high school band banquet. -Fun with Aunt Kadra Louise
ladies, you are hilarious! thanks to each of you for submitting your craftaholic-isms!

*now, leave a comment with your favs. the winning Craftaholic will get a special prize next week :)*
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112 comments:

  1. that's too funny!! My favs were the ones I could relate to most, but I picked a lot!!

    5, 9, 23, 42, 46, 63

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  2. 39 definately! Learned that trick from my great auntie Zelma making Valentines. And the girls at work laugh at me when I open my draw and there is an array of flattened colored foils from gum!

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  3. I'm new to crafting, but already saw myself with some of the things.
    And LOLed hard!

    4,5,6,7,9,10,14,20,40 especially :)

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  4. #55 was my favorite - been there with Hubby racing past people's curb discards so I don't get to look too closely at them.

    Loved #62 - her 6-year-old son uses the word fabric.

    Thanks for sharing these -- too much fun!!!

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  5. I had 28 of them. Do I need therapy or what? Oh wait - crafting IS my therapy!! LOL!!

    Great list! LOVED it!

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  6. OK...that was SOOOO funny!! I laughed at every one...but here's the list that describes me:
    2,5,8,9,12,14,15,17,20,23,36,41,44,45,52,56,57,60,66. Very sad that I had that many that relate to me, but I do keep telling my hubby that crafting is my stress reliever!!
    As for the funniest, well, they all were. I really couldn't pick just one!!

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  7. Ha! Definately 52. Have actually pulled shoelaces out of shoes for last minute projects that cannot wait.

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  8. I had over 12 of them!
    nice to know I'm not alone!

    I think the best ones were #7 and #9!!!

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  9. #51 is so true in our home! my sewing maching lives on our dining table!

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  10. Gosh, I can't even pick my favorites. The entire post was HILARIOUS. Luv'd it.

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  11. I can relate to so many of these it's just scary!

    I especially like #45, cuz my hubby had to turn our shed into my workshop, just so we'd have room to LIVE in our house!

    I really liked 8, 9, 13, 15, 17, 20, 23, 25, 28, 29, 31, 37, 40, 41, 44, 48, 49, 55, and 58. Is that too many!!!

    LOL!

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  12. These are GREAT! I love #34, I totally do that too

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  13. I love 1,18, and 30. The other day I was trying to fix something that broke and my five year old son said, "mom you should try a glue dot". Lol

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  14. 23, 31, and 44 are my favorites:) That was fun!

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  15. I think #9 is my favorite! It is so me!

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  16. Oh MY!! #9 for me - and I literally LOL!!!

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  17. Too funny! My fav's were 4, 6, 9, 55, 58, & 61. Thanks for the morning giggles. :)

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  18. number 4 is hilarious and a little bit...gross!

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  19. I knew I should have gotten in on this yesterday!

    2,5,7,9,13,14,15,17,19,20,23,26,27,28,29,32,36,37,40,41,44,54,60 -> These all apply to me!!!

    But I think #63 is my favorite. Too funny!

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  20. hahaha These were great!! Im not even gonna list all the ones that actually apply to me.. there were about 12 of them! haha BUT the best were: 7, 17, 40 & 58.

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  21. 6,4,7,26

    My husband used to want to throw away absolutely everything, but now he asks me first on old food containers etc. :) And he collects wood scraps for me at his job site :) Score!!!

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  22. #1 and #61 are my favorites. #5, #14, and #50 are just too true. Thanks for the laugh today. :)

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  23. So funny! think I was laughing and nodding at all of them. #55 was my favorite.
    -Crystal

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  24. 58 is totally me lately but 21 and 20 too, loved them all, i know i no longer have finger prints ( let the crime spree begin,) i know that i have blew up a hot glue gun and have a room full of crafts as well as a storage unit and my van :)

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  25. 6, 9, 16, 22, 26, 47, 56

    Thanks for putting this together!!

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  26. I love the one that says you can't eat dinner a the kitchen table because it's the permanent home to a sewing machine and crafts. (51)

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  27. All funny but #1 actually made me laugh out loud.. love it! Kids crack me up!

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  28. Numbers 40 & 51 were my favorite! Hilarious... and true!

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  29. All so very funny and oh-so-true! My faves, though, were:

    1,2,9,20,32,53, and 55

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  30. HA! number 6 is hilarious!!!! I can relate to a lot...5,6,7,12,13,14,15,17,20,21,23,36,42,49,58,60

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  31. #4,7,& 63!! #4 was the best! Hilarious!

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  32. These are funny, and true! I had a few that related to me #5, 20, 24,31,36,48 but especially 58!!
    Cara

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  33. I loved them all! My favorite was number 18! This is so me! I wish I would have got in on this sooner! Mine would say, "You know you are a craftaholic when you spend your lunch break at the quilt store instead of getting something to eat!"

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  34. Way too many of those matched me than I care to admit :) My favorite was 55!

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  35. I got a good laugh out of #37 "You know you are a blogging crafter when the whole room is a mess except for the area you are photographing!" so true we have to make room for the photo spot. Everything else is a mess!

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  36. Well I was going to say #63 as my favorite but then I read #55 (yes I read them backwards and NO I have no idea why!) and nearly peed (i have kids lol) my pants laughing Only because I've been there!! So I vote #55 as my number one fav and 63 as my runner up!

    Tracy (of #55) You are SO funny! Thanks for the morning laugh!! I'm gonna go change now!! haha

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  37. Definitely Nos. 34, 36, and 58. Thanks for LOLs!

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  38. #53 is my favorite! Gun enthusiast I am!

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  39. It's so true that it's SAD!! :) But my fave was #2!

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  40. I love #2, #9, & #18 -- they hit way too close to home.

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  41. This one cracked me up the most:

    "Your cat is consistently covered in glitter and hot glue strings."

    Love it!

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  42. Number 37, where all of your room is a mess bar the bit you're photographing. I haven't even started my blog yet, but I can totally relate to it! So many pictures of my not- yet- covered- in- glitter- cats get deleted because they show too much of my mess! :D

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  43. Gotta love our addiction!
    Craftaholics Unite!

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  44. These are all so funny because they're true. I relate to so many of these! So fun!

    #47,48,49

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  45. #4 is my fav. In fact I laughed so hard I wet my underwear, but now I know I can salvage them and make something fabulous! Thank you for this list! I no longer feel so alone1

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  46. #4 is simply hilarious, but #58 is me to a T!!

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  47. I love this post! it's hilarious!
    My boyfriend puts me on time-out at craft stores, and book stores too!
    my fav numbers are
    2, 5, 7, 9, 14, 53, 58

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  48. my fave is the husband who drives 20 over the speed limit on trash day LOL :D

    my dh loves to get free stuff from the trash too LOL :D

    i could relate to lots of these!!

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  49. Very hilarious!
    I can relate to 2,5,7,9,10,12,14,17,20,21,23,29,30,34,36,42,52,59,61.

    I even think about crafts when I play tennis with my husband :o)

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  50. Too funny! I vote: 7, 43, & 54 :)

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  51. Oh these are awesome!!! I can relate to almost all of them!
    My fave's are...
    5, 15, 18, 36, 52, 58

    Great post!

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  52. Such an awesome list and so many of them are so true!
    I picked out just a few (hehehe)
    2,5,7,9,12,14,17,18,20,21,36,40,50,52,53 & 60.
    :D

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  53. # 58 is the best and the story of my life!

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  54. 5, 9, 14, and 37.

    I don't have kids so I couldn't relate to a lot of them

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  55. No way I can pick just one so:
    5,9,20,26,34,56 and that's being conservative.

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  56. #30 is my favorite... I laughed out loud and my husband asked me what was so funny!!! I am new to this stuff and I am saving EVERYTHING!!! I love love love your blog!!!!

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  57. Too funny! I totally relate to 26 of these. We haven't eaten at the kitchen table in months because it's turned into my craft table! And my hubby just got rid of clothes so I could use the extra space in my walk-in closet for a craft cubby!! lol. Fun post, Linda!

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  58. I haven't read all of them yet, but I liked 61--it was submitted by a husband:)

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  59. #53 is my favorite! Very witty!! I also LOLed at #4.

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  60. Lol oh #4 made me laugh out loud!

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  61. So many.....56 made me chuckle, 61, 4 was pretty dang funny!

    Great post!

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  62. So, like a good little 3rd grade teacher, I sat down with my pen and paper..... when i was done I had 8 different ones that apply to me! Craziness!!! I have to say that the following are oh.so.true: 5, 15, 20, 23, 36, and 49. Plus #4 is just hilarious and #7 has almost happened! Oh my, I think I need help... or I just need to continue crafting and just accept that this is the way of life ;) Thank you for a great laugh!

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  63. 5, 9, 14, 38, 40, 58, and 60 are the ones I related to the MOST. The list would be much too long if I put every one I can relate to! Maybe I need help!

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  64. Oooooh man! I started writing down the numbers on a small post-it and ended up using 3 of them!! Guess it's official now! :-)
    2,5,9,12,13,14,15,17,21,23,27,29,31,32,36,38,41,49,51,52,53,58,59 and......66.

    Gotta run...new idea for a craft just arrived!

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  65. Oh, I should have put Amanda H (starts with "Oooooh man...". I didn't see there was another Amanda until I posted.

    so, that's me Amanda H

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  66. What a sickness! But it does make a good diet. #53 made me laugh out loud! A gun enthusiast!

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  67. These were too funny. I loved 8, 15, 44, 47, 49 and 55. So many of these hit the mark for me! What a fun post.

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  68. As I read number 6, I looked at my cat and dog, and realized try were covered in fabric shreds, and 17 is a monthly occurrence here! Oops!! Super fun post Linda! Hope you are feeling ok!

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  69. Well I first have to say I relate far too much to all of these! How about when your brothers and dad are helping you move, and there are more boxes of craft stuff than kitchen/bathroom/office/bedroom stuff!? I vote for #53!

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  70. This was so much fun!!!!! I laughed so hard seeing me in almost 34 of these descriptions...
    My favs are: 2, 5, 23, 28, 49 and 58 (this last one is really what describes me best!)

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  71. I can relate to almost all of them. #59 has happened so often that people just automatically save things for me.
    #9 I still am collecting gum wrappers.
    #50 I have done more often than I care to mention. In fact, going out soon to do it again.
    Hugs
    SueAnn

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  72. #29 for sure, I have so much stuff, you name it I might have it.

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  73. #3 works perfect for my accountant husband and me!
    #7 I've totally been on timeout from Michael's and probably should be right now...
    #31 I hate it when my forearm hurts from spray painting!

    Great list!

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  74. #58 is my house, especially during the summer months!!

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  75. I loved them all, but i could mostly relate to 2,3,5,11,14,15,18,20,23,36
    (I stopped counting after that)
    mom4pink@gmail.com

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  76. linked up this list with my list! So great! PROUD TO BE A CRAFTAHOLIC!

    kimboscrafts.blogspot.com

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  77. Just made the Hubster read through the comments, he noticed my #55 and said, "I do NOT drive 20 miles over the speed limit.....its more like 29. And I also try to swerve and hit the good stuff so you won't get it!"
    Oh, ha ha, very funny! Gonna pay for THAT one!! *Ü*

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  78. 40 and 58 are the story of my life!

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  79. Ha Ha Ha, I have to say I laughed hard at most of them. Of course, #61 is my favorite - that's from my husband!

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  80. #4 is cracking me up! And now I'm contemplating pulling out my cute maternity undies b/c I know I could make something fun out of the fabric ;)

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  81. I have to go with #58 - it describes life around here alot! Although, there are many that I totally relate too! Nice to have a support group for our addiction!

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  82. Number 42~ there are lots and lots of ladies that have actual craft rooms, but for those of us who use our kitchen tables on a daily basis, well that takes EXTRA work!

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  83. These are hilarious! Here are my favs:
    2,5,7,9,14,17,19,20,36,58,& 60

    I also have one to add:

    You are more concerned about getting crafts done than you are about cleaning your house!

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  84. Ok, here goes. My name is Jenny, and I'm a craftaholic. Number 58 is totally me, except I rarely actually get to finish anything I start!

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  85. HILARIOUS!!! thank you for putting that together!

    20. 12...all of them!!!

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  86. Number 9 hit closest to home for me! #44 comes in a close second. :)

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  87. Thanks, that is hilarious!!!
    9,20, and 34 all hit close to home!!

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  88. Diane thinks #53 is so appropriate.

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  89. OMG #39 - using shiny gum papers for canvas backs. I never thought of this. What a cool idea!! Adding gum to the shopping list.

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  90. Ahah...it was great to be part of this list!!! I laughed out loud with 22... but they were all really funny!!!

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  91. # 21 because that's how my table looks, Although #4 was pretty funny..

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  92. #4 seriously made me laugh ...

    Unfortunately so many were true for me!!
    But I will live in denial. I.Do.Not.Have.A.Problem.

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  93. I am guilty of almost all of these!! Especially 5,8,15,18,20,21,49,51!!

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  94. this is freaking HILARIOUS! HA HA! almost every single one of these relates to me personally! just found your blog! Love it!

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  95. This is so funny because it is so true! #2 is the one that rings the most true for me.
    Thanks for the smiles today!

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  96. Too funny! #5 its me to a "T".

    I can relate to 2, 5, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 20, 23, 28, 29, 32, 34, 36, 37, 40, 44, 52, 53, 58, 59, and 60.

    Whoa, I didn't realize how many I actually do!

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  97. first of all your blog name and header was calling to me! and then this post...I've found my support group! Totally linking on my blog today :)

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